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I'm Going To Hell In So Many Different Religions -
I'm An Asshole With A Really Big Heart -
I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One -
If You Build It They Won't Come -
If My Aunt Had Balls She'd Be My Uncle -
If Guns Kill People I Guess Pencils Misspell Words, Cars Drive Drunk And Spoons Make People Fat -
I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I'm Not Too Sure -
I Used To Be Arrogant But Now I'm Perfect -
I See Drunk People. Just Kidding. I Can't See. -
I Never Dreamed That One Day I'd Become A Grumpy Old Man, But Here I Am Killing It! -
I Might Be The Black Sheep Of The Family But When Shit Gets Real I'm The One You Call -
I Got A Dig Bick. You Read That Wrong -
I Live In My Own World But It's Okay. They Know Me There -
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem. You Have A Perception Problem -
I Can Resist Everything Except Temptation -
I Am Currently Unsupervised. I Know, It Freaks Me Out Too But The Possibilities Are Endless! -
Group Therapy -
Happiness Can't Buy Money -
Growing Old Is Mandatory But Growing Up Is Optional -
Fuck It * My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions. -
I'm The Boss Of You Fuckers! Baby As Gladiator -
Don't Make Me Show You What I'm Good At -
Don't Judge My Side Of The Fence Until You Got The Fucking Balls To Jump It -
Don't Fear Me For Who I Am. Fear Me For What I'm Capable Of
